Our Menu
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SEASONALS
Summer 2026 Menu
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(Our Fun & New)
The "Dinghy" 15
Italicus Bergamot, Luxardo Del Santo, Topped With Our House Pilsner (Moody Tongue) Expressed Orange Peel & A Bright Ass Red Cherry
"It's Over 9,000!" 16 (Clarified Milk Punch)
Tenjaku Japaense Whiskey, Mandarin, Kabosu, Lemon, Agua De Piedra
"You Got That Crazy Magic Formula" (Clarified Milk Punch) 16
Hpnotiq, Hennessy, Dragonfruit Pulp, Sencha Green Tea, Nonfat Greek Yogurt, Lemon, Touch Of Sugar & Kosher Salt
Peach Beach (Frozen) 16
Luksusowa Vodka, White Cranberry, Creme De Peche, House Blue Curacao, Lemon
The Dance Floor Is Dead 17
Peychaud's Bitters, House Limoncello, Lemon, Egg White, Sugar, Expressed Orange
Thank God I'm Pretty 16
Broker's Gin, Watermelon, Clarified Tomato Water, Campari, Lime, Cilantro
Weird Fishes 17
Plantaray 3-Star Rum, Swedish Fish, Lingonberry Concentrate, Cointreau, Malort, Lemon
Macho Massaman 17
Lunazul Blanco Tequila, Massaman/Yellow Pepper Masa Milk, Aperol, Sugar Snap Pea, Lime, Touch Of Habanero Tincture, Orange Bitters & Nutmeg On Top
"Maybe You Shouldn't Order This On A First Date" 17
Garlic Bread-Infused Vodka, Salted Butter Fat Washed Dolin Dry Vermouth, Clarified Tomato Water, Egg White, Lemon, Ground Black Pepper, & Nutritional Yeast
Easy On The Eyes 17
Banhez Mezcal, M.B. White Creme De Cacao, Lemon, & Lucid Absinthe
Mid-Life Crisis 16
Rittenhouse Rye, Averna, House Birch Beer Cordial, & Orange Bitters
The Best Garnish Is No Garnish... 17
Broker's Gin, Fernet Branca, Campari, Beckerovka, Orange & Crude's Pooter Smoke And Salt Bitters
"Secret Suffer Fridge" 12 (NA)
Cold Brew Concentrate, House Tonic, Banana Water, Lemon, Demerara, Topped With Agua De Piedra
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(Our Tried and Trues)
SIGNATURES
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(Our Tried and Trues)
That Goddamned Espresso Martini 15
Vodka, Espresso Liqueur, Fernet Branca, Cold Brew, Salted Coconut Foam
100 Percent 15
Tequila or Mezcal, Salted Cayenne/Habanero Agave,Acid-Adjusted Orange Juice, Tajin
Dank Ass Bloody Mary 15
Vodka, House Bloody Mix, House Pickled Veggies
Thundercat 15
Reposado Tequila, Fernet Branca, Thai Tea, Egg White
Dry Gin, Dry Vermouth, Orange Bitters
Humbug Martini 15
(served on a rock with orange & a tom olive)
Dry Gin, Dry Vermouth, Orange Bitters
O.D.B. 15
Vodka, Pressed Olive Juice, Blue Cheese Olives
Simple Orange & Bay Leaf Bitters
Delicate Hand 16
Japanese Whiskey,
Simple Orange & Bay Leaf Bitters
You Got To Cut It 15
Vodka, Dry Vermouth, Potatoes, Salt & Vinegar
The Devil's Threeway 16
Banhez Mezcal, Averna, Ancho Reyes Ancho, Chili Oil
Raw Ginger, Maple Syrup, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lemon
Very Ginger Switchel 10
(NA) Make it a cocktail for 15
Raw Ginger, Maple Syrup, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lemon
House Pre-prohibition Style Tonic, Topo Chico
The Real Deal 10
(NA) Make It a cocktail for 15
House Pre-prohibition Style Tonic, Topo Chico
Lapsang Souchong, Mint, Lemon, Lime, Mineral Water
Funky Fresh 10
(NA) Make It a cocktail for 15
Lapsang Souchong, Mint, Lemon, Lime, Mineral Water
"At Humbug, we aim to offer you great drinks in a laid-back neighborhood setting. If a drink is not for you, please let us know so we can make something you love."
$7, every damn day!
Fernet, Forghetti & Ferarri Shots
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$7, every damn day!
(mini composed cocktails)
Shooters
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(mini composed cocktails)
Humbug 8
Rumpleminze, underberg
Pickleback 8
Irish Whiskey, Molly's Party Pickle Juice
Chocolate Cake 8
Luksusowa Vodka, Frangelico, Lemon, Sugar
Riptide 8
Rum Haven Coconut Water Rum, Gatorade Glacier Freeze
N.o.t.o.r.i.o.u.s JIM 8
Shot of Wild Turkey 101 with gravy boat chaser
Wake Up call 8
Vodka, Fernet Branca, Espresso Liqueur, Cold Brew, Salted Coconut Foam
Break Your Fast 10
Jameson, Buttershots, Sunny D, Mini Pancake, Bacon
Limoncello 8
Our House Made Limoncello
Worm Sign 8
Mezcal, House Bloody Mix, Agave Worm Salt
Malort & Savior 8
Malort, Byrrh, Communion Wafer
M&M 8
Mezcal, Meletti
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Snacks
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100% inspired cheese its (inspired by the cocktail) 5
Salami Beef Sticks 6
Salt & Vinegar Chips 4
Kettle Corn 6
Adult Lunchable 6
Klondike Bar 4
Italian Ice Cups 5
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Draft
Beer/Wine
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Draft
Humbug House Pilsner 8
Guinness 7
Pacifico 7
Shiner Bock 7
Moody Tongue Rotating Seasonal 9
Divine Barrel IPA 8
Foothills Cold Brew Coffee (NA) 6
Gatorade Glacier Freeze (NA) 6
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Boilermakers 10
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Guinea Pig - half pint of Guinness & a shot of Piggyback
The Handshake - a miller high life & a shot of Fernet Branca
TNT - a can of Tecate & a shot of Lunazul Reposado
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Cans/Bottles
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Bells Two-hearted 5
PBR 4
Jai Alai 5
Fat Tire 5
Tecate 5
Yuengling 4
Coors Banquet 4
Miller High Life 4
Austin Eastciders 5
Modelo 5
Bodega Soda Grape 5mg 8
Bodega Soda Bohitian Treat 10mg 10
Bodega Soda Orange 10mg 10
Bodedga Soda Strawberry Dream 10mg 10
CapriSun (NA) 1
Athletic Beer (NA) 7 (Hazy IPA or Golden)
Hope Water (NA) 5
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Wine 12 glass/ 38 bottle
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Pinot Grigio
Rose
Orange
Prosecco
Pinot Noir
Cab Sauv